mattandkaz:

ameliapondthehistoryqueen:

jaclcfrost:

[leans against the wall flirtatiously] [leans too far] [falls over]

#matt smith

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I can’t wait to get married because its like a sleepover every night with your best friend.

nintendumb:

imagine how radical being a pet fish is like youre just swimming around and suddenly it starts raining food

unicorn-sparkle-bug:

zeklos:

crumbled-paper-hearts:

i—need—a—doctor:

When you quote a fictional character around a friend or family member and they don’t notice

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when you quote a fictional character around a stranger or new friend and they notice

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this is how i feel literally EVERY DAY

andanelasticheart:

dudeufugly:

rdjdumbgenius:

Yes…BBC

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is bbc okay?

vanity-est-venganza:

officialundertaker:

i  DONT KNOW W HY IM LAUGHING S O HA RD A T  THIS

PET ME, YOU STUPID FUCK

vanity-est-venganza:

officialundertaker:

i  DONT KNOW W HY IM LAUGHING S O HA RD A T  THIS

PET ME, YOU STUPID FUCK

thekatitube:

DOES ANYONE ELSE GET LIKE REALLY HAPPY WHEN SOMEONE LEANS THEIR HEAD ON YOUR SHOULDER AND YOURE LIKE YEAH IVE BEEN CHOSEN AND YOU FEEL REALLY SPECIAL BUT THEN YOU HAVE TO STAY SO FREAKING STILL COS IF YOU MOVE THEYLL STOP LEANING ON YOU AND ITS LIKE NO COME BACK IM SORRRRYUWYY

spacethefinalfuck:

super-who-locked-in:

cadburycreamcoolator:

let-it-fucking-be:

cadburycreamcoolator:

american people who use british slang

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We just want to be one of you and watch BBC on the telly and drink tea and ride the trolley :)

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ive never in my 15 years of british living heard the expression “ride the trolley”

jerkidiot:

teenagerdestr0yed:

jerkidiot:

jerkidiot:

i lied to all of you

im actually a 47 year old man making my grandson post for selfies

and im sorry

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*sweats nervously* uhM my grandpa gave birth at 14 and my dad gave birthday at 18

Men can give birth?

*SWEATS REALLY NERVOUSLY*

foshoitsnikki:

He literally lives his life as if Drake and Josh never ended.

our-greater-perhaps:

THIS WAS MY FAVORITE SCENE FROM THE ENTIRE SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS TV SERIES

fordeisbored:

don-gately:

cumberbear:

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There is no escape from this. 

NO

sktagg23:

Happy Easter.