I can’t wait to get married because its like a sleepover every night with your best friend.
imagine how radical being a pet fish is like youre just swimming around and suddenly it starts raining food
DOES ANYONE ELSE GET LIKE REALLY HAPPY WHEN SOMEONE LEANS THEIR HEAD ON YOUR SHOULDER AND YOURE LIKE YEAH IVE BEEN CHOSEN AND YOU FEEL REALLY SPECIAL BUT THEN YOU HAVE TO STAY SO FREAKING STILL COS IF YOU MOVE THEYLL STOP LEANING ON YOU AND ITS LIKE NO COME BACK IM SORRRRYUWYY
american people who use british slang
We just want to be one of you and watch BBC on the telly and drink tea and ride the trolley :)
ive never in my 15 years of british living heard the expression “ride the trolley”